Santa Baby....

To my friends and family with endless amounts of money that haven't shopped for me yet, here is my Christmas wish list to you. :)

A 1957 Chevy Bel Air.  Can you picture me with a scarf around my hair and some Jackie O sunglasses on?  No?? Oh.. well how about...



A Harley Davidson Fat Boy!  I will look awesome cruising down the open road on this beast.  What's that??  Oh, why yes I do happen to be a horrible driver.  You don't think its safe and I would be a hazard??  Ok, fine...

How about gifts that wouldn't involve me risking the lives of others.

Like an iPad 2!!  No bodily harm can possibly result from one of these. 

And to go along with my iPad I should probably get a new iPhone so I can stay in touch with all my peeps and tweeps :)

But if you have endless money and you truly love me you will get me this for Christmas...



*Sigh* Kenny Chesney......  (Santa hat optional)

Now, for some realistic gifts that are on my wish list this year.

 Who does want to wake up to a puppy under their Christmas tree!!  A Cocker Spaniel please, and I will name it Choby.

 Aren't these Old Gringo Elvis Boots simply delicious??  I would probably sleep in these things.

 And I would love a copy of Stephen King's new book 11/22/1963.  Actually, I love any book.  I think that a book is the best give you can give.

And when it doubt, I <3 RumChata.

All jokes aside, I hope that when you are scurrying to get Christmas presents in order, making food, preparing for family to arrive, please enjoy every minute of it, even the little disasters that happen.  Life is far to short to be stressed out over the holidays.  Take time to enjoy it with family, take lots of pictures, and enjoy the laughter.  And remember, the best gift that you can give to anyone is your love, and it doesn't cost a thing :)  Happy Holidays Everyone!!